Helton Skelton

Hit my 500th double and I didn’t even need to slide

So I joined a club with 49 other guys
Then I hit me a homer and the Rox won again
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Do you don’t you want me to beat you
Throw me a fastball and my bat will defeat you
Throw me, throw me, throw me, c’mon throw me a fastball
and I’ll hit one over the right-center-field wall

Helton skelton
Helton skelton
Helton skelton, yeah

Will you won’t you want me to beat you
Threw a two and one fastball then you watched as the ball flew
Throw me, throw me, throw me, c’mon throw me a fastball
and I will hit one over the right-center-field wall

Look out
Helton skelton
Helton skelton
Helton skelton, yeah
Look out cuz here I come

(Marquis) No more blisters on my fingers!