Tulo

Watch him shine, swing so fine, ropin’ them baseballs down the line
Tulo, Tulo, Tulo, Tulo, Tulo, Tulo
Hit the baseball, to the wall
Smack the cover off that ball
Six feet, three inches tall
To all Troy’s fans, cheap tacos (with beverage!) To all his fans cheap eats
To all Troy’s fans, cheap tacos (with beverage!) To all his fans cheap eats

Tulo’s game, so fresh so clean

With a cannon for an arm, like a laser beam

In the field his glove is fine
I could watch him play about 1,000,000 times

And at the plate his bat will shine

Hit him a grounder and he’ll gun you down

Opposing pitchers got to sweat him now

Don’t forget his unassisted triple play now

He’s crushing home runs and his bat is workin’
And he’s driving all opposing pitchers berserk and

Taking off running, stealing bases
He got some speed, don’t disrespect it
Got pop in his bat for sure

Twenty homeruns and you know there’s more
Got Brad and Todd and the boys with him

And we all like to see them Rockies win

Watch him shine, swing so fine, ropin’ them baseballs down the line
Tulo, Tulo, Tulo, Tulo, Tulo, Tulo
Hit the baseball, to the wall
Smack the cover off that ball
Six feet, three inches tall
To all Troy’s fans, cheap tacos (with beverage!) To all his fans cheap eats
To all Troy’s fans, cheap tacos (with beverage!) To all his fans cheap eats