Happy Super Delicious Happy Taco Dollar Hot Dog Day For Eating With Pleasure Night Of Joy

Imagine a world where you can stop at Taco Bell for a cheap dinner of 4 tacos and a beverage (from 4-6PM for the cost of said beverage + $1).  From there, you head on over to the ballpark for an evening of delicious Rockies baseball only to find that as one of the first 10,000 fans through the door you receive a coupon for a dollar hot dog.  You have no choice in the matter.  If you’re handed a coupon for a dollar dog, you go get that dollar dog and throw it on top of the tacos in your stomach.  Sure, you might be in pain by the 3rd inning, but you can’t resist taking part in the most glorious of cheap food days, the HSDHTDHDDFEWPNOJ.  It’s the second time this season the Rox have scored 7 or more runs the day before dollar dog night at Coors, the previous coming on April 27th with a 12-7 victory over the Padres.  I recommend to all of our listeners within driving distance of Coors Field, skip breakfast this morning, bypass that sandwich you plan to have for lunch.  Save room for a happy taco dinner with a dollar hot dog dessert.  It’s what Tulo would want you to do.  Who are you to argue with a man that single-handedly lowered the price of tacos for a 2 hour period by driving in 7 runs?

September 8th is the only remaining possible HSDHTDHDDFEWPNOJ of the season.