BotM: August 2009
Great Scott! This is unbelievably frustrating. I’ve spent several hours now combing the Internet for visual evidence that Ryan Spilborghs‘ awesome beard from the early part of August was real. It seems as though that work of art — which we like to call the Time-Travelling Conquistador – went totally uncaptured by still camera. Needless to say, this is totally unacceptable. I suppose we can take comfort in knowing that at least photo evidence of Spilly’s recent walk-off grand slam is all over the web.
Rockiescast is usually reluctant to award Beard of the Month honors to facial hair that can’t be displayed in a pretty little photo on the site. However, nothing can stand in the way of Spilly’s work taking BotM honors for August. If you saw it, you already know why. It was one smooth length of mutton chop/mustache glory.
So this is an open call: If anyone has a photo of the Time-Travelling Conquistador, please send it our way. Until we have a photo of the real BotM to post, please enjoy this photo essay…
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Tags: Beard of the Month, facial hair, Ryan Spilborghs, Spilly's Beard
7 Responses
Scott September 3rd at 6:23 pm
Great Scott indeed!
Abreana September 4th at 6:07 pm
Ah well… We still love Spilly and whatever facial hair we get out of him. I’m still waiting for a real beard but I haven’t seen it yet.
Abreana September 4th at 6:09 pm
Spilly’s beard, of course… Not my own.
Meredith September 5th at 9:27 am
Hey, did you guys get my picture of Spilly’s beard? I figured I see it here by now.
Ted September 5th at 12:10 pm
All in due time, Meredith. I want to give Scott a chance to post his EP’s-worth of song lyrics before Spilly’s award-winning beard yanks everyone’s attention away.
Thanks for sending that our way! Humanity is saved once again.
Abreana September 5th at 5:44 pm
Yay!! Thanks Meredith!
Rockiescast · August 2009 BotM Revisited September 6th at 1:52 pm
[...] is with much relief that we present actual visual evidence that Ryan Spilborghs‘ Time-Travelling Conquistador beard of early August actually existed. This oughta silence all of those Time-Travelling Conquistador [...]