BotM: September 2009

Just a few days ago, I would have leaned towards the Cardinals’ Brendan Ryan for the September BotM. That would have been the second Cardinal this season to take home the much coveted title. Unfortunately for the young shortstop, there was some stiff competition for the September Beard of the Month. Brendan “Old Timey” Ryan was just one of a trio of Cardinals, also including Jason LaRue Manchu and Ryan “June BotM” Franklin, that could have taken home the title. There was a very solid, late effort put in by Joe Beimel. When it comes to having awesome facial hair, as long as you are in the discussion you should consider yourself a winner, but alas, there can only be one Beard of the Month.
Not surprisingly, as he has been doing since joining the Rockies, Jason Giambi comes through with the game, or in this case the award, on the line. The Giambi Stache has proven to be a great compliment to Giambi Smash, a game that he likes to play when in the batter’s box. After time in the Yankees organization, where he was limited to a traditional (but still awesome) mustache, he has since passed through Oakland to ultimately make his way to a better place, where man and facial hair can live together in harmony. We certainly hope Jason will keep up the awesome work, both on his face and at the plate, as he helps pave the way to the best Rocktober yet.
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Tags: Beard of the Month, Colorado Rockies, facial hair, Jason Giambi, Joe Beimel, St. Louis Cardinals






2 Responses
Lauren October 3rd at 6:40 pm
I think we all know how much I would love to spend copious amounts of time waxing poetic about Giambi’s powerful man-stache, but I am wondering if anyone else is distracted by his eyes.
No, not getting lost in the deep [whatever color they are] depths, but how he seems to always be on the verge of tears. Is this a new thing for him, or is he just that freakin’ excited to be on *this* team at *this* point in his career?
Ted October 3rd at 11:42 pm
I think you’re on to something. Giambi’s probably all welled-up reflecting on how much of his career he’s wasted in locker rooms where he can’t use his shirtless interview powers to creep out Alanna Rizzo.
Also, he now realizes that the Rocky Mountain Way is better than the way he had. Woah oh ohhhhh.