Sacrifice Beards
It’s encouraging to see that, with each passing year, the tradition of the playoff beard seems to be catching on in sports besides hockey. As Kylie pointed out in the blog comments recently, even the Denver Post has noticed the trend in the Rockies’ clubhouse. I was also pleased to see that the Wikipedia entry for Playoff Beard mentions Rockies fans. And we all know everything on Wikipedia has to be based in objective fact.[citation needed]
The obvious downside of the playoff beard is that previous facial hair growth, no matter how handsome, must be shorn when the playoffs begin in order to start a proper playoff beard from scratch. So, it was with heavy heart that I purged my face of my recent tribute to Ryan Spilborghs‘ award winning Time-Travelling Conquistador beard. Hard as it was to take the razor to my face, I have no regrets. Playoff glory isn’t free (Rocktober costs a buck-o-five). And I can always console myself knowing that while my Spilly tribute is gone from my face, it will always live on in photographic record. So, as promised, here is how awesome my face looked for one fleeting moment in time:


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37 Responses
mtc October 10th at 1:07 am
this reminds of the time conan did that segment about old style baseball
mtc October 10th at 1:08 am
for obvious reasons, i should think.
Kylie October 10th at 1:49 am
i love it guys. go rockies!
Abreana October 10th at 10:15 am
Ya that’s pretty awesome guys.
Oh, for all those heading out to the game tonight… Bundle up!! It’s forcasted to be in the 20s.
Scott October 10th at 11:39 am
I had tickets to a comedy show tonight. Sold them 20 minutes ago so I can watch the Rockies game. Met the guy, sold the tickets, came home, game postponed.
mtc October 10th at 11:54 am
I’m kinda surprised, it’s not really supposed to be much warmer tomorrow. and it didn’t sound like it snowed much in denver, though it did in Fort Collins (for October I guess). I suppose I’ll have to settle for the CSU homecoming game today. aww.
Ted October 12th at 7:43 am
I suspect a MLB conspiracy to help the Phillies by allowing them to only start lefties against the Rockies. Fortunately, Happ stunk it up anyway. Unfortunately, the Rockies still fell prey to a vast MLB conspiracy to screw up as many post-season games as possible with umpire mistakes.
Scott October 12th at 11:09 am
Speaking of conspiracy, I think I know what’s happening here. Ted, your girlfriend has paid off the umpires in an effort to eliminate the Rockies from the playoffs, thus eliminating your playoff beard. Not cool.
Kylie October 12th at 5:58 pm
not cool ted, not cool.
Lauren October 12th at 6:07 pm
Ted: if your girlfriend and your beard cannot co-exist, then it looks like you have a hard choice ahead of you.
FYI, I’ve heard good things about match.com.
mtc October 12th at 7:02 pm
yeah ted’s girlfriend is a jerk.
mtc October 12th at 7:06 pm
and as soon as i say that, rockies tie it up.
ted’s girlfriend is a jerk.
oh and now they just took the lead.
Lauren October 12th at 7:59 pm
Well, that sucked.
Abreana October 12th at 8:19 pm
I agree, Lauren. That definitely sucked. It’s always depressing when the Rockies season ends. But there were some pretty awesome moments this year, and the fact that we even made it to the playoffs is pretty special. Plus we were the only team in the ‘09 playoffs not to have been swept.
But still, I’m pretty depressed…
How’s everyone else coping with the situation?
Abreana October 12th at 8:20 pm
I think I’m going to go make a cup of tea, which will probably end up tasting a little saltly due to the tears that shall be added.
Scott October 12th at 8:58 pm
That was miserable, but what can you do? Sleep it off, wake up in the morning and start getting excited for next season. We might lose a guy or two, but we’re going to have a pretty great group coming back.
Is it spring training yet?
Ted October 12th at 10:03 pm
Just imagine how good these guys will be next year when they don’t spend the first two months of the season mysteriously sucking at baseball! 2010 should be glorious. And no more listening to haters claiming that 2007 was a fluke.
mtc October 12th at 11:10 pm
aww man, as always, ted’s girlfriend gets the last laugh.
sucks beyond belief. i’m glad i was in the company of others when it went down. but in the end it was a helluva a ride, and given where it started, you still have to be happy with this season. i think we’ve got a lot to look forward to with this team, not just next year but for quite a few to come.
and a great job on a whole season of Rockiecast guys! look forward to hearing from you this winter and next season.
Abreana October 13th at 9:55 am
Yes, thank you to Rockiescast! You made the season even better. Keep it up! And let’s go Rockies 2010!! I’m already counting down the days until spring training. I think it’s somewhere around 140 days, or 20 weeks. Can anyone give me an exact number?
Scott October 13th at 12:11 pm
Thank you Rockiescast! You guys are awesome! Especially Scott!
Scott October 13th at 1:25 pm
Someone on Purple Row posted 126 days until pitchers and catchers report. I can’t verify that, but I can’t verify most of the statements I make. We’ll just go with it.
Lauren October 13th at 2:54 pm
You guys are much healthier than I am. While yesterday I began to plot my spring break trip to Tuscon (positive step!), I don’t think I can look forward with quite as much aplomb as it seems everyone else can. Right now I just need an internet hug. …and for my friends to stop saying, “so, how about those Rockies?”. What part of “the wound is too fresh” don’t you understand, people!? Although there was something laughably ridiculous about the fact that after the game I came home, and curled up under the covers with a hot chocolate, girly magazine, DVDs and a book. So *this* is what a breakup feels like.
Tuscon or bust!
Scott October 13th at 8:32 pm
http://hustonstreet.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/10/i-wouldnt-want-it-any-other-way.html
Lauren October 13th at 9:31 pm
Scott - I read that Huston Street thing a couple of hours ago. He seems like a cool dude. They all seem like cool dudes. I think that’s a big part of why I love this team so much.
Eric in Austin October 13th at 11:49 pm
Lauren, I know how you feel. I have a healthy back and forth with a coworker who is a cub’s fan. He is usually pretty cool about the ups and downs of a season (hey, he IS a cubs fan). He started in with the taunting a little too early this morning. Him “How bout those Rockies?” Me “How bout your hot ex girlfriend?” He is going through a bad break up right now. Maybe a little harsh, but hey, he threw the first stone!
Eric in Austin October 13th at 11:51 pm
Scott,
I really enjoyed reading Houston’s blogs and the last one shows what a great guy he is. What a breath of fresh air to see a professional athlete be mature about losing.
Scott October 14th at 9:27 am
Here’s another great entry. http://hustonstreet.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/10/its-playoff-time-so-stay-hydrated.html
Ted October 14th at 10:26 am
Eric, I don’t think you were too harsh on your Cubbie friend in the slightest. He should know what a low-blow that comment was the day after such a heartbreaking moment. Just to drive the point home, you should’ve followed up the ex-girlfriend comment with “How ’bout the entire 2009 Cubs season?”
Scott October 14th at 11:29 am
Cubs fans can be cruel. Just look at how they treated poor, innocent Milton Bradley this season.
Eric in Austin October 14th at 3:59 pm
Ted, I already pounced on him earlier this year after the sweep at home and their anemic offense. He definitely got his little cubbie panties in a wad.
Lauren October 14th at 5:10 pm
Thanks, Eric! I’ve been trying to think of ways to distract myself from the loss of baseball (at least baseball I actually genuinely care about), and you’ve totally helped! Now I’m just imagining Milton Bradley in little Cubs-branded panties. Do you think he has little lacey ruffles at the top of his, or is he more of a simple elastic kind of guy?
Eric in Austin October 15th at 12:04 pm
Lauren,
I believe that Bradley is the kind of guy that needs to feel the satin against his skin. Lacey ruffles would just get in the way.
Abreana October 15th at 1:12 pm
Thanks for the blog entries, Scott. Huston Street really is a special guy on a special team.
Looking forward to plugging in my earphones to listen to the latest podcast very soon.
Scott October 15th at 1:25 pm
Eric, it’s been my experience that lacey ruffles don’t get in the way. They make a man feel oh so pretty and give him some extra confidence that may help on the field.
Did I say my experience? I mean I heard that from someone else.
Abreana October 15th at 5:31 pm
Scott, I have no doubt.
Lauren October 17th at 6:48 pm
Remember that time on that podcast where Scott and Ted talked about the intelligent, knowledgeable discussion to be found on rockiestcast.com? Oooh, what a hoot!
Ted October 18th at 2:25 am
I swear it happened this one time. But don’t go looking; just take my word for it.