Posts tagged ‘Butcher Boy’

By Ooooooh-baldo

When I step on the mound, I chop up hitters like bok choi

I got 127 pitches and a butcher boy

We just took 8 straight and we be feelin’ great

And foes be Ichirollin’ in from the Evergreen State

So now I’m takin’ the mound, I’m gonna dominate

And I be conquering hitters like Alexander the Great

When you be at the plate, I will intimidate

Have you feelin’ so nervous like you was on a blind date

To all the fans in the stands that had to pay at the gate

I’m gonna make all y’all love me cuz I ain’t no Bonnie Raitt.

I’m takin’ total control, like an Orwellian State

My stock be soarin’ higher than the unemployment rate.

When hitters step in the box, they best be sayin’ a prayer

Cuz my stuff be crazy nasty and it just ain’t fair

You may be havin’ girl problems cuz you got no hair

But if you baldo you should just pick up some Hair-Be-There

When I’m on the mound I be lookin’ to seek and destroy

And when I’m at the plate I’m busting out my quality decoy

I’m faking the bunt and then I’m driving in Troy

I got 127 pitches and a butcher boy.

127 pitches and a butcher boy

When I step on the mound, I chop up hitters like bok choi

I got 127 pitches and a butcher boy
Hit me